"This guy gives lawyers a bad name. As if they had a good one..."
Man stands up in a bar: "All lawyers are a$$holes."
Another guy stands up: "I resent that remark."
Man: "Why, are you a lawyer?"
Other guy: "No, I'm an a$$hole."
Regarding the joke...
Sorry, Jez....I really like you and I love your posts!
Know how to save a drowning lawyer? Remove your foot from the top of his head!