See, I coulda used you over the weekend.
I was on my way to my second job, and the final stretch is a two-lane back road that has a 70 limit on it. The bozo in front of me was going forty-freaking-give miles an hour, and every time someone tried to pass, he wove over into the center, taking up both lanes.
What a (expletive deleted).
That was you? :)