Taking cover now.
Red Dawn is a pretty interesting movie -- not great like Ben-Hur, but interesting.
Next your going to tell me that "The Lost Boys" featured an unrealistically high prevalence of photophobic anemia. Zheeeeesh.
Let me guess: you were older than 16 when that movie came out?
You owe the oracle the Centcom access codes, a nice game of chess, and a date with Allie Sheedy.