"Love and Death" was funny if you ignored Woody Allen's whining. Some un-PC moments.
Allen On God:
Boris (Allen): I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he charged for bookshelves.
Allen debates the existence of God with his orthodox priest and quotes the philosophical writings on God by Spinoza to which the priest quips that Spinoza is just a Jew. Allen asks how he knows Spinoza is a Jew and the priest says he has a book filled with pictures. Allen is amazed at the photos..."so Spinoza had horns on his head..." To which the priest responds "...and a tail."
Allen on male sexuality:
"...You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know...[pause] they become lawyers." (Great line).
Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris (Allen) : Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
Sonja (Diane Keating): Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Boris (Allen): Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.