Seriously, though, it just seems a little crude to say that they're digging to uncover 'saucy secrets'. They're going to have to go through lot of corpses to find them.
Or maybe not. The fact that the site has been generally avoided may mean some stunning finds (from an archaeological perspective), but Stabiae (if memory serves, I was pretty young in 79 AD) was farther away from the eruption. Pliny the Elder died on the shore (poison gas from the eruption?) after landing to round up survivors for evacuation. Others in the rescue party survived.
LOL!