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To: bentfeather
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping
her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking
her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the
police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.

As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she
lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is "You're Passionate."

They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she
stroked his arm "You're Passionate".

The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said
to the woman, Look we have driven around this City for two hours and you
still haven't told us where you live.

She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, 'You're Passin It!'"



542 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:19 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! Love it!


543 posted on 08/01/2006 8:47:52 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Lady Jag

ROTFL!


549 posted on 08/01/2006 9:51:57 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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