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PA. Man, 80, Admits Dealing Crack for Sex
Washington Post ^
 | 07/12/2006
 | AP
Posted on 07/12/2006 6:49:01 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
An 80-year-old man acknowledged Wednesday that he dealt drugs at his house in return for sex with prostitutes. Felix Cocco of Pittsburgh pleaded guilty to charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia. 
Police said Cocco had been dealing drugs for nearly a year when he was arrested in November. Officers seized crack cocaine, a digital scale and packaging materials, police said. Authorities said they caught Cocco dealing again in February. 
When an Allegheny County judge asked Cocco why he chose a new profession so late in life, Cocco replied, "I was trying to stay alive, your honor _ pay my bills." 
Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes. 
"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said. 
Prosecutors said they would not seek mandatory sentences if the defense agreed to a six-to-18-month jail term. 
The judge ordered an evaluation of Cocco's health after Bailor expressed concern about Cocco's vulnerability in jail.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: cocaine; crack; eeeeewwwwwww; felixcocco; neversayneveragain; oldschool; pennsylvania; pittsburgh; sex
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To: isthisnickcool
    The crack whores are cuckoo for Coco's crack! Cuckoo for Coco's crack!ROTFLMAO!!!!! Okay... I know I'm never gonna be able to beat that one. :) Big B? Martin...?
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:05:46 PM PDT
by 
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
 
To: Xenalyte
    I wonder if he pronounces his name "Cock-O"...
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:06:37 PM PDT
by 
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    I would imagine that one would have to be on crack to have sex with an 80-year-old stranger.
  
*shudder*
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:08:44 PM PDT
by 
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
 
To: TommyDale
    Eeeew! That's just nasty. ;)
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:09:14 PM PDT
by 
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    This thread is worthless without pics?!? 
 
 
  
 The Pittsburgh Tribune Review
 Felix Cocco
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:10:19 PM PDT
by 
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
 
To: Xenalyte
    Have you seen a crack addict lately? A thirty year old woman looks twice her age, it's rather disgusting.
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:11:27 PM PDT
by 
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
 
To: maggief
    Eep. Just try imagining that trouserless, the next time you need to frighten yourself into not hiccuping...! :)
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:12:10 PM PDT
by 
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
 
To: phoenix0468
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:14:55 PM PDT
by 
isthisnickcool
(nac uoy daer sdrow sdrawkcab?)
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    Bad visual. LOL 
 
What is he holding ... a potato?
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:15:28 PM PDT
by 
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    I would imagine the crack ho that is with him when he kicks the bucket will think she won the lottery!
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:15:54 PM PDT
by 
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
 
To: isthisnickcool
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:16:36 PM PDT
by 
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
 
To: isthisnickcool
    It's a match!

 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:17:34 PM PDT
by 
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
 
To: maggief
    What is he holding ... a potato?Dunno. Maybe it's something that just... you know... fell off, all of a sudden, like. 
I mean... heck: EIGHTY. :)
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:18:02 PM PDT
by 
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
 
To: maggief; Lazamataz
    This thread is worthless without pics?!? The Good Lord protected my puter from whatever disgusting image...
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:19:33 PM PDT
by 
don-o
(Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    If that's evidence I guess I just don't want to know. :)
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:20:01 PM PDT
by 
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
 
To: isthisnickcool
    The crack whores are cuckoo for Coco's crack! Cuckoo for Coco's crack! 
 
 
MAJOR ROFLMAO!! I nominate for "punniest"!
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:21:00 PM PDT
by 
Hazcat
 
To: maggief
    lol! Looks like he's demonstrating his technique for slappin' that crack ho booty.
 ugh..I just pictured them on his Craftmatic adjustable bed :(
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:21:37 PM PDT
by 
Deadshot Drifter
(Lib Wackos have the Center for Science in the Public Interest. CRIDers have the Discovery Institute)
 
To: maggief
    What is he holding ... a potato?Maybe he's just happy to see you!
(Everyone say it with me.....EWWWWW!!!)
 
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posted on 
07/12/2006 7:21:38 PM PDT
by 
uglybiker
(Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
 
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
    Cracked For Sex: Gives high on sex a whole new meaning? NOT! 
 (The Palestinian terrorist regime is the crisis and Israel's fist is the answer.)
39
posted on 
07/12/2006 7:23:58 PM PDT
by 
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
 
To: isthisnickcool
    That sounds really disturbing.
 
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