One of my fave Denis Leary routines:
What was that thing about heavy metal bands on trial a couple of years ago because kids were committing suicide? Judas Priest was on trial because (whining) "My kid bought the record and he listened to the lyrics and then he got into Satan and blah blah blah blah!" Well, that's great. That sets a legal precedent. Does that mean I can sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a p*ssy in the mid-seventies? Is that possible? "Your honor, between him and James Taylor, I didn't get a BJ until I was thirty-one years old. I was in Colorado, wearing hiking boots and eating granola. I want some money right f'in now."
Does anybody else think John Cusak should be on the list?
(Even though he's into kick boxing.)