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James Taylor Is Top 'Wuss'
WUSA ^ | 07/12/06

Posted on 07/12/2006 12:36:28 PM PDT by Pokey78

And the loser is ... James Taylor? Sure to raise the ire of Sweet Baby James fans everywhere, Blender magazine has placed the sensitive folk-rocker atop its list of the 25 biggest wusses ever. The roster in the August issue (on newsstands Tuesday) accuses Taylor of initiating "an era of confessional, listen-to-my-troubles singer/songwriters and turn(ing) self-examination into a hallmark of the baby-boom generation."

Who else deserves wedgies? Nick Lachey, at No. 2, for a post-divorce disc that "wallows in so much misery and self-pity it makes Morrissey sound like the Pussycat Dolls."

Next are Dan Fogelberg, Boyz II Men, Peter Cetera, Kenny G, Rascal Flatts, Babyface and Chris Martin of Coldplay. His wussiest moment? "Being derided as 'a bit wimpy' by noted ruffian Charlotte Church." In 10th place is Hilary Duff, "a sex- and drug-free sprite best summed up by the name of her next movie character: Sunshine Goodness."

A round-up of sissy songs includes Taylor Hicks' Do I Make You Proud and You're Beautiful by James Blunt, "this generation's Debby Boone, only not as pretty."


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To: Military family member
Plus, she declaims her own decorous folk-rock songs as if she’s reading Shakespeare on the stage of the goddamn Globe Theater.

Hahahaha. Perfect.

141 posted on 07/13/2006 5:55:03 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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To: MrEdd; Millee
Where is Barry Manilow?

I think he might have been mentioned once or twice.

142 posted on 07/13/2006 6:06:14 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: MrEdd

"Where is Barry Manilow?"

He's got a new album out - The Greatest Songs of the Fifties. Love is a Many Splendored Thing, Unchained Melody, Young at Heart, Love Me Tender, etc. My wife bought it, and I gotta tell you, he sounds terrific.


143 posted on 07/13/2006 7:19:30 AM PDT by rwa265
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To: Military family member

I love The Cure. Somehow I don't think Robert Smith takes himself all that seriously, but I could be wrong. The video for "Why Can't I Be You?" is a classic, and that is a great song.


144 posted on 07/13/2006 7:29:11 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: TommyDale

Sorry to hear that. You sure can get attached to them. He's just beautiful. Lhasa or Tzu? They look very similar sometimes.


145 posted on 07/13/2006 7:46:42 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: Cecily

Robert Smith is no wuss, after all he took care of Mecha-Streisand.

146 posted on 07/13/2006 7:50:08 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Sue Perkick

He was a Shih-Tzu. Mom and Dad were both champion lines, but Stormy just was a good little pet. When I would travel for work, as soon as the suitcase came out, he would jump in to tell me he wanted to go with me!

Yes, some lines are very close in appearance. I had a Lhasa before Stormy and they looked a lot alike. Smart little guys, too. The Llasa could tell what word you would spell, and to get the appropriate toy. He knew all his toys by name.


147 posted on 07/13/2006 7:56:01 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: Sue Perkick

If you know anyone who raises these dogs, let me know.


148 posted on 07/13/2006 7:58:40 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: TommyDale
I thought so. They are the best dogs in the world. Mine is 6 months old & still in that puppy phase. Hyper little guy but the sweetest little dog a person could have.

I'm hiding the mirrors from him right now. I was just going to trim him up a little bit because of the heat. He was squirming & the comb popped off. It put a little skid mark on his shoulder. I tried to fix it & now he looks like Pekingese having a bad hair day.

149 posted on 07/13/2006 8:20:01 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: Sue Perkick

Mine still acted like a 6 month old puppy when he was 13 years old! He only took a turn at 14 when he developed the "doggie Alzheimer's". He would go outside and forget why he went out. Sometimes he would jump up during the night and bark, and yet he rarely barked (unless he wanted water or food).
If a burglar would have come in, he would have greeted him with kisses. He thought everyone came just to see him. Where did you get yours?


150 posted on 07/13/2006 8:29:35 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: TommyDale

Classifieds puppy. Got him on the day the ad first ran. You have to be careful though. There are a lot of scammers out there. The only places I would never consider are pet stores & people who sell several different breeds because they're usually puppy mills.


151 posted on 07/13/2006 9:14:47 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: Pokey78
Sorry guys, I gotcha all beat. I had to listen to this damn tune and pretend I liked it because the future Mrs. BJC liked it at the time.

It is the wussiest song ever. By far.

Patrick Swayze, She's Like the Wind. You simply can't beat that for utter, raw, contemptable wrist-slitting wussiness.
152 posted on 07/13/2006 9:17:18 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Sue Perkick

I have a friend here who has already warned me about that. All I have found locally are very expensive ones, and from what I read on the web, not very trustworthy either. I called one reputable breeder, and I was treated to a really bad attitude. I would not be inclined to get a puppy from someone with a personality like that! LOL!


153 posted on 07/13/2006 9:21:39 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: sully777
Also generally made some nasty sounds with Robert Lamm that impressed the hell out of Jimi Hendrix et al. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking of their great cover of "I'm The Man"

You are thinking of the late, great Terry Kath who was their guitarist. Chicago totally went downhill after his tragic death.

154 posted on 07/13/2006 9:26:03 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: BJClinton
It is the wussiest song ever. By far. Patrick Swayze, She's Like the Wind. You simply can't beat that for utter, raw, contemptable wrist-slitting wussiness.

Scott Shannon, the guy that does the voice over for The Sean Hannity Show, used to have a morning show in NYC (Z100). One of his production guys made a parody of "She's Like The Wind" retitled "She Passes Wind".

Wish I could find it--pretty funny.
155 posted on 07/13/2006 9:26:33 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: dfwgator
You are thinking of the late, great Terry Kath who was their guitarist. Chicago totally went downhill after his tragic death.

Sorry, written on the run trying to find pictures late at night. Still, good times.
156 posted on 07/13/2006 9:28:18 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: ladyjane
Nice guys usually love bitchy women.

My hubby is a really nice guy. :-(

157 posted on 07/13/2006 1:37:17 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Pokey78

Looked at the list and am confused -- can a woman be a wuss?


158 posted on 07/13/2006 1:41:05 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Chanticleer; Maximus of Texas

speaking of wusses...where's max?


159 posted on 07/13/2006 1:48:38 PM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: Chanticleer

Haven't you noticed though that some guys just keep falling for very controlling (bitchy) women?

I have a number of guy friends who do. They fall, and fall hard, for the most controlling women around.


160 posted on 07/13/2006 4:36:43 PM PDT by ladyjane
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