[dead]

What kind of bad shot are you if you can't kill yourself with a gun to your head?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

If I were associated with soccer, I think I would shoot myself too, but I suspect, being an American, the bullet would have found a vital organ to destroy.

[Kenny Bunkport]

"SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!"

[Yo-Yo]

Don't jerk the trigger. Just a slow squeeze...

[GSlob]

"What kind of bad shot are you if you can't kill yourself with a gun to your head?"
Well, long ago there was an idiot [a junior officer, but this might be redundant] who tried to shoot himself from a Makarov. Pipsqueak bullet got stuck in his forehead bone [unusually thick bone - not for nothing he was an idiot] and he survived to become a laughingstock. After that his military service became a nightmare.

[Dinsdale]

Bet it was more about round selection then aim.

When I was growing up an idiot neighbor shot himself in the mouth (good target selection) with a 22 short (very bad round selection).

Took him a week to die in the hospital. Missed the brain stem.

[digger48]

I know a guy who only managed to blow half his face off with a 20 guage. drunk, and chickened out