[fortunecookie]

I was never good at the pickup lines. I'm just glad I met my wife at work, because I was lousy at the party/bar scene.

You are lucky indeed. Usually better choices at work. I was never good at fielding them, either. Sometimes I would laugh at the most ridiculous, far fetched lines, especially if I was obviously on a date. Guys don't seem to like that. ;-)

[SlowBoat407]

I tried the straightforward approach once: "Hi, you're very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you better." Her response: "You're too short for me".

End of bar scene for me.