[Paddlefish]

Let's hear it.

[Just another Joe]

My wife and I had just started dating and went to the local disco (C'mon, it was the early 80's in the Philippines fer cryin out loud).
We saw one of her friends sitting in a booth by herself and went over to talk to her.
Her friend said something that just set me off. (I was young and had a temper back then.) I overturned my beer bottle above her friends head and proceeded to douse her.

All of a sudden I found myself on my back looking up at my future wife (She had dropped and swept my legs from under me and popped back up).
She stands there and says, looking down at me laying there, "You shouldn't have done that."

Needless to say, I bought her friend a new dress, paid for a beauty salon visit, etc.

I only heard her say that one other time and luckily it wasn't to me.

But that's another story.