You're a real charmer, aren't you.
/*eye roll*/
Yes, actually I am a "real charmer" and didn't your mother ever tell you how rude it was to roll your eyes, in disagreement; dear? :-)
On the newbie scale, this one isn't so bad. I like the self editing feature myself. The term "noob" however sets my teeth on edge, and makes me want to behave badly.
You roll, I'll cross, LOL!
Actually, she is.
But she hides it well from . . . the uninitiated, the unworthy, the unsympathetic, and probably, often enough from all but her hubby.