[MineralMan]

"How, exactly does algae resist being eaten, I wonder..."

You have to listen really closely. The resistant algae say, whenever the rotifer approaches, "You don't want to eat me. I'm tough and bitter. Now, that algae over there...it's very tasty and tender. You should eat those."

They have very quiet voices, though, so you have to put your ear right next to the petri dish.

[PatrickHenry]

You have to listen really closely. The resistant algae say, whenever the rotifer approaches, "You don't want to eat me.

Dolt! The intelligent designer issues a restraining order.

[RobRoy]

The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded. ;)