[HairOfTheDog]

And what of the breeds that are only bred to be lap dogs?

Well, I suppose they'd have to be tested for how well they sit a lap :~)

[brytlea]

LOL now, that could be an interesting competition!
susie

[AnAmericanMother]

I want to judge the Lap Sitting Competition! Please? < g >

That could be as funny as Cat Agility.

My dog would probably interpret it as a Lap Dancing Competition . . . which would be interesting too. (She has occasional bursts of wanting to be a lap dog - but 43 pounds of wriggling energy doesn't work too well.)