You poor sap.
Let's see:
Before Jesus:
1. Drug addict
2. Laid off from roofing job
3. pointless
4. no direction
5. no car
6. not much to live for
After Jesus:
1. Free from all drugs
2. graduated college
3. great career
4. beautiful wife
5. two beautiful kids
6. two nice cars paid off
7. great home
8. happy
9. successful
Yeah. I guess I'm a poor sap, alright.
Poor poor pitiful me.