hahaha... that's why they make little kayak trailers...I myself can just paddle up the Cuyahoga River (if it's not on fire) and pull up to the Great Lakes Brewery.
Their new beer, Lake Erie Monster, is 12% alcohol.
GLB makes some pretty good stuff, too.
12% is a monster brew alright. I can't get any of my homebrews over about 6-1/2%. But I did make a mead last year that made it to 12%.
I made it sparkle like champagne. Boy did that stuff go down easy but talk about packing a whallop.
Do yourself a favor and get real familiar with the location of all the dams along your routes. Those things can sneak right up on you. We routinely have a couple of idiots on jet skis get sucked into the swirls underneath them every summer.
The divers won't even try to recover them from there. Waaaay too dangerous.
Have fun. Let me know if the smallies are running.
L
Good beer and Western PA, now there's a concept. When I was there in the 70's it was IC and Genny Cream.