Hope you an handle lawyer jokes, as there is a good reason for most of them.
Where are you currently going to school?
At one point I wanted to go to medical school, but in retrospect, I would have been too sick to have gotten through it, so it is just as well that life kept getting in the way and I am very happy with teaching.
I also know full well I can't be a teacher or a doctor...
Currently, I'm wrapping up my time at the University of Wisconsin-Waukesha (two-year UW College); transferring to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee in the fall.
As for law schools, considering Wisconsin, Marquette, Chicago, Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, St. Thomas, and Minnesota (no particular order)...