Hah, my kids can't embarass me. Been there, done that, I seldom need help in that department.
If I don't embarass them daily, I'm not doing my job. I'm evil, I stay at home cause that's what hubby earns the big bucks for, to provide constant and harassing supervision of his offspring until they move out.
Then we're gonna coke their kids up on oreos. The circle of life is a grand thing.
Between you and me and a few hundred thousand folks I've been married 3 time. I'm in a small town and all the wives get along famously. I have 5 stepkids and 8 step grandkids and am 44 years old.
The fun thing was when I was married to #1 I was going to PTA meetings at 22 years old. And everytime something happens they call me. And I have no control of anything. So, I can't control my wives, stepkids, stepgrandkids, but here I'm talking about controlling a dog. Go Figure.