Rollerblades. I try not to complain too much though, because I half killed my parents during my own childhood.
Their hair turned grey from raising me and now they take revenge by coking my kids up on oreos and then drive off laughing maniacally.
Well you pay for your raising.
I can say though that I never GOT CAUGHT, much, doing anything to embarass my parents. I think kids these days think it's sport to embarass the elders as much as possible.
Times have changed and I guess I've gotta change also. Or at least accept the changes. Or not. Jeeze, I can't believe I'm even talking like this. I'm go'in down raising hell!!