You know, I've never really been good at any sporting event. It's things like this that lead me to believe I'm really good at a sport that hasn't been invented yet. Like if Joe Montana had been born in the 18th Century.
The future is now! Take your stand! ;-)
(Hey, yeah...what am I really good at that 100 years from now I could rake in loads of cash and bling bling but there's no value to it now? That's thought-provoking...just damn...)