Man Carries Wife 250 Meters, Wins Her Weight in Beer

Headline news ^ | 7/1/06 | Nicole King

[pissant]

Let me know when they have the beer drinking contest to see who gets to give their wife away!

[absolootezer0]

what if the carrier weighs less than 49kg?

[dfwgator]

Of course the heavier she is, the more you have to drink to make her attractive. So you have to optimize the weight such that the next marginal pound of beer outweighs the decreased attractiveness of the wife.

Things like this are why we spend four years going to college. :)

[sully777]

There's a theme to your threads today...

[JoeSixPack1]

Hey,,, The simple life is rewarding. If you want the keg, carry the keg!

The two laptop computers was a cool second prize. :-)

[pax_et_bonum]

-All the participants must have fun

I like this rule.

[pax_et_bonum]

I've got it! Let's do a ping spreadsheet!

Sounds great!

While we're at it, why not do some psychoanalysis on the folks who've chosen to be on our ping lists?

;-)