We have hunting dog owners from Florida coming up here to train because they can't find a gator-free body of water to do water retrieves in. (There goes any duck hunting, too. After the gators eat all the ducks, they'll get your Lab.)
I say open season on the nasty things. Now. Bring alligator bags and shoes back into fashion.
Did the Florida gators kill three women in one week recently ?
( Not the football team )
We need more wallets, belts, hand bags, coats, shoes...