My German uncle liked this joke so I'll share it with you.
A communist activist was trying to explain the wonders of communism to a German farmer. He explained, "Under communism, everyone shares equally." Then he asked the farmer, "If you had two houses you would share one wouldn't you? "
The farmer thinks for a minute and says, "Jah"
"And if you had 2 tractors you'd share one right?" the communist continued.
The farmer again thinks and says " Jahwohl "
"And if you had 2 horses you'd share with your neighbor wouldn't you ?"
The farmer looks at the communist and says "Nein !"
"But why not ?" shouted the bewildered communist.
The farmer says, " Ich habe zwei pferde . "
LOL, thank you, also for your kind post. I´ll be in Dortmund tomorrow, so I won´t join the next thread. But I´m optimistic that we can beat the Italians. :) We have to if we want to become Weltmeister!