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To: martin_fierro; airborne
he contends two Pittsburgh-area women and other anonymous users posted items about him on http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com in which they claim he is unfaithful, among other things,

I think what really pissed this guy off was something not mentioned in the article.

A few of the girls commented that one of Todd's favorite jokes was about his own body. He used to say to the girls after sex: "you can't do precision work with a sledge hammer."

Hmmm.

7 posted on 06/30/2006 3:25:48 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Scientists Are Itching to Blame Poison Ivy's Effect on Global Warming)
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To: beyond the sea

"you can't do precision work with a sledge hammer."

BWAHAHAHAHA!! I'm gonna steal that one, it's great.

Reminds me of a joke about the opposite affliction. A woman justifying a request for divorce because her extremely well-endowed but skinny-legged, buttless husband is a lousy lover. The punchline being "you can't drive a railroad spike with a tackhammer."


9 posted on 06/30/2006 7:38:12 PM PDT by NerdDad
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To: beyond the sea

I took a look at the site, out of curiosity; apparently that "sledgehammer" had herpes on it, according to one poster.


11 posted on 07/01/2006 2:02:56 AM PDT by linda_22003
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