I think what really pissed this guy off was something not mentioned in the article.
A few of the girls commented that one of Todd's favorite jokes was about his own body. He used to say to the girls after sex: "you can't do precision work with a sledge hammer."
Hmmm.
"you can't do precision work with a sledge hammer."
BWAHAHAHAHA!! I'm gonna steal that one, it's great.
Reminds me of a joke about the opposite affliction. A woman justifying a request for divorce because her extremely well-endowed but skinny-legged, buttless husband is a lousy lover. The punchline being "you can't drive a railroad spike with a tackhammer."
I took a look at the site, out of curiosity; apparently that "sledgehammer" had herpes on it, according to one poster.