You're not the fastest, nor the most nimble, and dogs piss on you with indifferent style. You're not intensely competitive, but when you pass by, all drivers spit coffee on their windshields when they look.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
To you, a job is what pays the bills. You put in your hours, follow the rules, and then go home. Occasionally, you consider quitting, but then you think of how bad the job market is and you reconsider. Whatever happiness you get, you get from your life outside the workplace. Relationships, family, hobbies, and outside creative pursuits are what really matter to you. You're probably taking this test at work because you don't have anything better to do.