To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
After a night of drinking, go ride the rapids of a swollen creek on an air mattress. What could go wrong?
These guys are clearly idiots. Everyone knows that the best contraption for river riding while drunk is two air filled garbage bags tied together by rope with the arms draped over the rope.
7 posted on
06/29/2006 9:35:09 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(I'm from a little place called Smithereens. It ain't pretty out here.)
To: Jaysun
These guys are clearly idiots. Everyone knows that the best contraption for river riding while drunk is two air acetylene
filled garbage bags tied together by rope with the arms draped over the rope. There. All fixed.
To: Jaysun
Another great idea 30 years too late.
11 posted on
06/29/2006 9:46:25 PM PDT by
VanShuyten
("So...can we have his liver then?")
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