And drives 10 mph under the speed limit in her monster SUV while chatting on the cellphone...in the passing lane.
One of these days I'll finish my roof-mounted rocket-launcher...
And then there are some who tailgate two inches behind you in those same SUVs while alternately yapping on their cells and yelling at nearly everyone on the road.
Soccer moms also love the fact that such a large percentage of soccer games are ties. (55% of all pro soccer games, I read somewhere recently). Ties, they figure, don't hurt the precious "self esteem" of their little ones as much as losses do.
Ties are about as un-American as it gets, of course.
My Envoy creates a great vacuum on mini vans as it passed and cuts back into the lane in front of them. I love to watch their vans serve.