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We had a real skull in our fraternity for our spooky scary rituals. It must have been purchased back in the fifties when you could still buy such things.

That skull could party.

[AppyPappy]

We had the Chi Omegas for that. They were scary but they could party.

Can you imagine the call home after the arrest:

"Dad, I'm in trouble"
"What happened son? Did you get caught speeding?"
"No, I robbed a tomb to get a skull so I could make a bong".
"..................Honey, it's for you"

You know he was dying to show his buddies
"I have a skull. I'm going to dry it out to get the brain matter out. Wanna see?"
"F%#@ no".

I knew people who did stupid shiite like this. Invite a bunch of hot girls over to the crib, we are talking junk, gonna watch a flick and some idiot wants to put "The Many Faces of Death" in the VCR.
"Man, you are going to die a virgin".