[NormsRevenge]

This photo provided by Ten Speed Press shows the cover of 'The Twinkies Cookbook: An Inventive and Unexpected Recipe Collection.' The book is a 75th anniversary event for Twinkies. Among other joys it guides sophisticated cooks to Twinkie Sushi, and comfort-food devotees to Pumpkin Twinkie Bread Pudding. (AP Photo/Ten Speed Press)

[NormsRevenge]

Twinkie sushi 8-?

[RosieCotton]

The new "Twinkies Cookbook" has recipes for everything from a Twinkie Burrito to Twinkie Lasagna.

Unless they just mean things that *appear* like burritos or lasagna...that's just wrong. Very, very wrong. Sick and wrong.

[Larry Lucido]

I thought a Twinkie WAS a burrito of sorts. Leave good enough alone.

[Billthedrill]

Three million years from now sojourners from the planet Nuknuk are going to be at an archaeological dig somewhere on this Earth and they're going to find a little object still wrapped in its plastic wrapper, of a color not found in nature and made of substances that will convince them that it is an artifact of a high civilization. They will not be able to read the letters "Sell by Apr 1963" but they will worship it anyway.

[martin_fierro]

Twinkie Burritos? Twinkie Lasagna?

Pretty bad, but nowhere near as weird as:

[martin_fierro]

Heard they had a recipe for "Twinkie™-misu" (tiramisu).

Hey, I'd try it.