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She Ain't Heavy, She's My Wife And I don't want her to get off my back!
Opinion Journal ^ | June 28, 2006 | WILLIAM R. MATTOX JR.

Posted on 06/28/2006 9:32:59 AM PDT by rhema

My kids want me to stay home tonight so that they can play Hop on Pop. But I'm hoping that my wife and I will somehow manage to hop on a plane to Finland instead.

Finland, you see, will play host this weekend to the 11th annual World Championship of Wife-Carrying, a bizarre sports festival held in a country that loves peculiar competitions. (The Finns also hold annual contests in mosquito-killing, sand-skiing, beer-barrel rolling, and "air guitar" playing.)

In the wife-carrying competition, men physically transport their spouses over a grueling 831-foot obstacle course that includes log hurdles, hairpin curves, changing terrain, and a four-foot-deep pool of cold water. Husbands can haul their brides any way they wish--piggyback, fireman's carry, over-the-transom style--but they are severely penalized if they drop their wives at any point.

After everyone has finished the course, the husband with the fastest time wins an array of prizes, including--get this--the equivalent of his wife's weight in beer!

Now, the World Championship of Wife-Carrying certainly confirms the old adage that real life is often stranger than fiction. But it also confirms my growing suspicion that frivolous play frequently deserves some fairly serious attention and contemplation. For leisure pursuits--the games we play, the music we listen to, the films we watch--often reveal a great deal about what captures our imagination and brings us joy in life. About what enlivens the true spirit of our "authentic self."

The folks who work in Hollywood's dream factories understand this. So too do the philosophers, playwrights and poets who have long maintained that our modes of music and dance often bring into public view the barbarous condition of our souls.

What, then, are we to make of the World Championship of Wife-Carrying? Why exactly do thousands of people traipse to a remote village in

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1 posted on 06/28/2006 9:33:02 AM PDT by rhema
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To: rhema

Finland BUMP!


2 posted on 06/28/2006 9:34:17 AM PDT by inkling
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To: lizol

3 posted on 06/28/2006 9:36:15 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: rhema
but they are severely penalized if they drop their wives at any point.

By whom? Their wife?

4 posted on 06/28/2006 9:40:27 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: rhema

This contest would be quite telling. How the man transports his wife from point A to point B, is directly related to how much he values his wife...


5 posted on 06/28/2006 9:40:28 AM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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To: rhema

Does this replace dwarf-tossing?


6 posted on 06/28/2006 9:41:13 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: rhema
...and a four-foot-deep pool of cold water.

Well, these guys are married - major shrinkage is not an issue.

7 posted on 06/28/2006 9:42:24 AM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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To: 1rudeboy
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting carry her!
8 posted on 06/28/2006 9:42:41 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: 1rudeboy

Ok, now that I've seen you picture, I'm thinking this could be fun w/ a few minor modifications...


9 posted on 06/28/2006 9:44:34 AM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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To: 70times7
No! No! POST #3 POST #3

AAAAHHHH MY EYES!

10 posted on 06/28/2006 9:46:09 AM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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To: 70times7

lol


11 posted on 06/28/2006 9:51:08 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: mikrofon

Ich bin ein fraulufter.


12 posted on 06/28/2006 10:48:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Ich bin ein tagliner)
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To: martin_fierro; rhema

I'd have a tough time making the Finnish line...


13 posted on 06/28/2006 11:42:11 AM PDT by mikrofon (OK, so Suomi)
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