[The South Texan]

1) Not 35 pounds overweight, maybe 5.

2) I don't eat doughnuts while watching American Football. I eat chips and salsa with a diet coke.

So there. Let's get the facts straight.

[romanesq]

Okay well have some steroids, human growth hormone with the salsa and chips.
Then it's easier to fit in with ther other 300 pound plus freaks.