I went to traffic court many years ago and saw something I had never seen. Some fella was complaining to the judge about his speeding ticket and the judge told him the police never lie. He then asked if the judge knew the cop was sleeping with the judge's wife, and of course the judge said no. So the guy asked the cop if he was and the cop said "No way!" in a really nasty way. The man then gave the judge some pictures, and the case was dismissed. Needless to say, that judge was really upset.My ticket was dismissed 5 seconds after that by the judge as the same cop had written it. I laughed all the way home that day.
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