[period end of story]

Hey Phil, i new this was you. When are you coming back to radio, man?

[Lazamataz]

Hey Phil, i new this was you. When are you coming back to radio, man?

Cyril Crunderhopper: I'm not Phil Hendrie. I'm Cyril Crunderhopper, Civil Defense Sergeant Major of Between, Georgia. And I really need all of your food and beer right away so...

Lazamataz: Why do you need his food and beer?!?!

Cyril Crunderhopper: I need to ration it!

Lazamataz: To ration it.

Cyril Crunderhopper: Yes! If we don't ration it, we'll run out!

Lazamataz: Where would you store it?

Cyril Crunderhopper: In my fridge, of course. Then people could come over and get their ration. After they paid me, of course.

Lazamataz: After they PAID you???

Cyril Crunderhopper: Running refrigerators takes money, Phil. Do you expect me to provide vital public services for free???

Lazamataz: Suppose they don't have the money.

Cyril Crunderhopper: Then I confiscate it.

Lazamataz: You confiscate it.

Cyril Crunderhopper: Which means I eat the food and drink the beer.

Lazamataz: Okay, let's see what the callers think.

[Lazamataz]

If I could have done the voices, the material would be easy to write. Cyril Crunderhopper would have been a fine Hendrie character.