[Locomotive Breath]

I'm awfully afraid that when Governor Easley uses up his term limit, North Carolina will elect John Edwards as Governor which he will then use as a springboard for his next run as Pres. I'll bet Edwards will try it anyway.

[TommyDale]

Maybe he will struck by lightning before that, and his hair will be burned off. Hey -- I can hope, right?

[Sue Perkick]

I don't know. When they find out he's partially responsible for their high insurance rates, or their inability to even HAVE health insurance-thanks to his courtroom histrionics, they may not find the ambulance chaser very appealing.

And how could he ever get anything done when he never shows up?