[butternut_squash_bisque]

Good riddance, scumbag!

[TexasCajun]

"Fake But Accurate" - Go Dan, Just go.

[theDentist]

I wonder if they gave him a cardboard box, or had some kids from the mailroom pack it all up while he was at lunch?

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe Dan will don an evening gown and warble, "Thanks for the memories," as former co-anchor Connie Chung did the other day:

[OESY]

To the bitter end: Always da toid dat nevah flushes--as we say here in NYC--where we know why CBS is called "Black Rock."

[PzLdr]

Caption for the pictures on the right side of the screen: "This is how big my nose grows when I talk.".

[SoFloFreeper]

"COURAGE."
"PATHETIC."

[1Old Pro]

44 years too late.

[Gay State Conservative]

What's the frequency,Kenneth?

[mikrofon]

"Now, Mr. Rather, you're required to take a physical to stay on with CBS News-
If you could try to touch the tip of your nose with your finger with your eyes open, please..."

[Enterprise]

Ode to Dan Rather

Who gives a hoot
He finally got the boot
Senile old coot
Deserves a punch in the snoot

[SwinneySwitch]

Dont Let The Door Hit You Where The Good Lord Split You!

[wagglebee]

You forgot an important one!