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To: fanfan

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who
asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are
my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
day," he says.

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish
without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will
come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"


14 posted on 06/17/2006 3:22:17 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (What is it about "illegal" you don't understand?)
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17 posted on 06/17/2006 3:23:47 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (What is it about "illegal" you don't understand?)
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To: isthisnickcool

LOL!

Don't throw them out, I want them!


18 posted on 06/17/2006 3:24:36 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: isthisnickcool

lol. cute.


32 posted on 06/17/2006 3:37:42 PM PDT by Boxsford
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To: isthisnickcool; Cagey

Lol. That was good. I'll tell that one to my dad tomorrow.


49 posted on 06/17/2006 4:17:41 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: isthisnickcool

Homer: I accidently gave Mr. Pinchy a hot bath.

55 posted on 06/17/2006 4:35:37 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70 (Saturday, March 24th, 1984)
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