To: dfwgator
From Raising Arizona, explaining why his wife couldn't get pregnant:
"Her insides were as a rocky place, on which my seed could find no purchase."
To: linda_22003
Since we already have several Raising Arizona quotes I'm going to have to branch out to The Big Lebowski. Of course the problem with it is that most of the funniest lines are not FR safe.
My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Those are two of my favorites that don't involve heavy editing.
68 posted on
06/16/2006 10:31:02 AM PDT by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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