You beat me to the punch on Roadhouse
How can one not be inspired by lines like
"Pain don't hurt"
"You're too stupid to have a good time"
or
"There's a sign on the urinal that says don't eat the big giant mint"
"It's my way or the highway."
"If you're going to have a pet, keep it on a leash."
That's one of the top 100 hints that your are in a dive.