I especially liked the part about Nifong having to recuse himself if he was sued. :)
Man! Wouldn't THAT be justice!!! Then to be beaten by Cheek with his former campaign manager's help. He'd be moaning, "Boy, ven tings go wrong!"
Since I think Nifong has personality disorder issues, i.e. he's a nut, I think he would view his forced recusal as more proof "they're afraid to face me in court".