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To: trashcanbred

For many years this has been among the claims on the "missing years" (between infancy and ministry).


7 posted on 06/12/2006 9:34:35 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (All Moslems everywhere advocate murder, including mass murder, and they do it all the time.)
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To: SunkenCiv
For many years this has been among the claims on the "missing years" (between infancy and ministry).

Thanks for the Ping SC. Here's the real story of "Jesus, The Missing Years" as told by John Prine:

It was raining. it was cold

West bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old

So he packed his bags and he headed out

To find out what the worlds about

He went to france. he went to spain

He found love. he found pain.

He found stores so he started to shop

But he had no money so he got in trouble with a cop

Kids in trouble with the cops

From israel didnt have no home

So he cut his hair and moved to rome

It was there he met his irish bride

And they rented a flat on the lower east side of rome...

Italy that is

Music publishers, book binders, Bible belters, money changers, Spoon benders and lots of pretty italian chicks.

Chorus:

Charley bought some popcorn

Billy bought a car

Someone almost bought the farm

But they didnt go that far

Things shut down at midnight

At least around here they do

Cause we all reside down the block

Inside at ....23 skidoo.

Wine was flowing so were beers

So jesus found his missing years

So he went to a dance and said this dont move me

He hiked up his pants and he went to a movie

On his thirteenth birthday he saw rebel without a cause

He went straight on home and invented santa claus

Who gave him a gift and he responded in kind

He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind

You see him and the wife wasnt getting along

So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song

Called the dove of love fell off the perch

But he couldnt get divorced in the catholic church

At least not back then anyhow

Jesus was a good guy he didnt need this shit

So he took a pill with a bag of peanuts and a coca-cola and he swallowed it.

He discovered the beatles

And he recorded with the stones

Once he even opened up a three-way package in southern california for old george jones

Repeat chorus:

The years went by like sweet little days

With babies crying pork chops and beaujolais

When he woke up he was seventeen

The world was angry. the world was mean.

Why the man down the street and the kid on the stoop

All agreed that life stank. all the world smelled like poop

Baby poop that is ..the worst kind

So he grew his hair long and thew away his comb

And headed back to jerusalem to find mom, dad and home

But when he got there the cupboard was bare

Except for an old black man with a fishing rod

He said whatcha gonna be when you grow up?

Jesus said god

Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into?

Im a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood

Theyre gonna kill me mama. they dont like me bud.

So jesus went to heaven and he went there awful quick

All them people killed him and he wasnt even sick

So come and gather around me my contemporary peers

And Ill tell you all the story of Jesus...the missing years

14 posted on 06/12/2006 10:01:21 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: SunkenCiv
For many years this has been among the claims on the "missing years" (between infancy and ministry).

I think you have it wrong here. The general consensus is that the missing years were spent in travels with his family by sea, most especially to visit the family tin mines in Cornwall (cf. Blake), nearby where James established the first synagogue in Britain in Glastonbury.

Regardless of the missing years, the story with Kashmir has to do with Jesus's life after the "resurrection.' If you assume that Jesus was a man like all of us then, after he reappeared he had to go somewhere. He went to spent time among the Parthians (which really means "separate tribes" or something like that) who were in Iran, and ended up spreading the word (of the insurrection against the Romans, ending in Kashmir where he was known as "Abba". At his deathbed, he revealed that he was truly Jesus Christ. Mary Magdalene, as we all know, went to Nice, France, with the three children, including Jesus Justus, and others.

I hope this makes it perfectly clear : )

27 posted on 06/12/2006 2:00:42 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
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