IMO,nothing says to a potential employer "don't hire me" more clearly than a tattoo.
The accused "Bikini Strangler
One time I saw a freaky heavy metal dude in a hamburger joint that had a tattoo around his throat. It was a dashed line labeled "cut here". I wondered at the time how he made a living. Trash hauling? Weed whacking? Warehouse lumper? No, scratch the warehouse work - that would put him in proximity to things of value. Good choice there, dude.