Oh crap - channel marker..what is the rule now? Red, Right, Return? Are we returning? But this is a green square, not a red triangle, dammit which side do I need to be on?!!
LOL...this guy sure didn't know, huh?
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Don't use any punctuation.
6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
9. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock-Hard.