[Carling]

They went about as mild as they could in those headlines, didn't they?

I would have titled the article ALLEGED DUKE VICTIM ACCUSED SECOND DANCER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ROBBERY or something similar. That's the real story.

[Howlin]

and was taking Flexeril, a prescription drug used to treat muscle spasms.

Trick pelvis?

[Jezebelle]

Yeah, the N&O and even WRAL are in the tank.