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Oh, those questions are for their MSM loyal listeners in the mosques all across the U.S. As they were trying to pry scraps of intelligence information from Tony Snow, somewhere Achmed and Walid, sitting on a filthy carpet in a rundown storefront, aka mosque, were listening intently. I sure hope they enjoyed the gun camera footage...

As for CNN being on every blessed TV in every single airport I fly out of, it's time that the oppressed masses aka frequent fliers, rise up and revolt. I've been hitting my flights really well lately, but the next delay that happens to me will give me time to find that tiny little room somewhere in any airport where the mid-level drone who is in charge of airport TV's is hiding or sleeping or clockwatching. I'm going to smack him with my purse, roll-on, and computer case all at once. When he is lying on the floor dazed and bleeding, I'm going to grab the giant remote and change all the channels to QVC. How's that for a fantasy?

I have another one where all the smokers in Atlanta-Hartfield revolt against their revolting punishment room and take over the nearest airport bar...and maybe one of those giant golf carts with the belligerent black lady driver who always meets the 250+lbs. weight requirement. I've always wanted a ride through that hellhole, but sadly, I am in superb physical condition and the hefty black lady just glares at me and shakes the multi-colored beads in her weave. In my fantasy, I pull her from the seat, and all the pitiful smokers and I go careening down the concourse (to cheers and wild applause) until we pull up at the door of TGI Fridays (the golf cart fits on the escalator of course!)
and have many fruity drinks and smokes to celebrate...
and only after a young Army soldier in full uniform beats up the swishy guy at Sharper Image do we depart for our on time flights. Ah, "sweet dreams are made of these"!

ishabibble
Way too frequent flier