Y'all are having WAY too much fun...Da Vinci Load - ROTFLMAO!
BTW, I believe Larry is onto something about the drawstring...pulling it tight would, um, enhance bloodflow, wouldn't it? And engorgement is, well...uh,...never mind...
Here, I'll let you know in a minute.
Hhmmm..you know it's been awhile since I've checked THAT isle out at the ol' 7-11. Maybe it's time to see if they have any with the drawsting feature. ;o)