I know what you mean.
This guy goes out with a few dogs, trees a 1200 pound griz, runs up to the tree and snaps a 'photograph' of the 1200 pound griz, gets attacked by wolves that just so happen to be close to the griz, tries to beat a wolf with a limb, outruns a wolf back to his truck by dodging around trees, meets up with his buddy who just happens to get there at the same time, both start fumbling their guns that they left in the truck.................
"This guy goes out with a few dogs, trees a 1200 pound griz, runs up to the tree and snaps a 'photograph' of the 1200 pound griz, gets attacked by wolves that just so happen to be close to the griz, tries to beat a wolf with a limb, outruns a wolf back to his truck by dodging around trees, meets up with his buddy who just happens to get there at the same time, both start fumbling their guns that they left in the truck................."
Yup, a real tard salad.
Whether the story is BS or not, I don't know. But your points certainly are BS.