Impact of Beaver Dams Wider Than Thought

To: Petronski; martin_fierro

You're getting down to the nuts and bolts of it...

41 posted on 06/05/2006 12:44:04 PM PDT by Froufrou

Besides beavers don't file environmental impact statements before making their dams. Of course the beavers are being trained at a secret base by Dick Cheney and Karl Rove in a Republican plot to lay waste to the environment. (sarcasm)

42 posted on 06/05/2006 12:44:33 PM PDT by The Great RJ ("Mir wölle bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)

To: Froufrou; martin_fierro

I'm not even going to mention caulk.

43 posted on 06/05/2006 12:46:26 PM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)

44 posted on 06/05/2006 12:48:37 PM PDT by xsmommy

Oh course, you just did. Say, why is it that so many parts are dubbed as male or female?

45 posted on 06/05/2006 12:49:05 PM PDT by Froufrou

To: martin_fierro

Wynonas got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell.
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though hed take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he aint pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

46 posted on 06/05/2006 12:51:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)

47 posted on 06/05/2006 12:54:24 PM PDT by oyez (Appeasement is insanity)

To: xsmommy; Froufrou; martin_fierro; cyborg

You do realize that the seemingly-lowly Dupont delivery truck driver is PAID for putting all his caulk in one Busy Beaver after another, all over the tristate area. And if he doesn't put in exactly as much caulk as expected, the owner of the Busy Beaver will complain rather vociferously...

Okay, I'm stopping now.

48 posted on 06/05/2006 12:55:19 PM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)

Are you sure you CAN stop? Maybe just a rest...

49 posted on 06/05/2006 1:00:28 PM PDT by Froufrou

To: Petronski; Froufrou; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim

This is what I'm getting myself into (((shuddder)))

50 posted on 06/05/2006 3:50:35 PM PDT by cyborg (I just love that man.)

To: Question_Assumptions

>> What's really amazing is how big beavers used to be -- 6 feet long. <<

I ain't goin near that one!

51 posted on 06/05/2006 4:48:50 PM PDT by dangus

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