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Man In Florida Accused Of Trying To Use Potato As Silencer
Local 6 (Florida) ^
| June 3, 2006
Posted on 06/04/2006 3:31:27 AM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat
But, what about the prison legend of dropping the soap in the shower!
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:21:34 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
(Marine Spec Ops Dad)
To: Grut
My favorite is in books, where somebody slips the safety of his silenced .44 Magnum off....ROTFLMAO!! I'm guessing that the book was most likely not written by an NRA member :-)
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:23:35 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Recon Dad
But, what about the prison legend of dropping the soap in the shower!This was a relatively wholesome thread until you came along :-)
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:25:03 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
Florida Legislature to Consider 5 Day Waiting Period on Spuds
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:25:57 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: Stoat
Man In Florida Accused Of Trying To Use Potato As SilencerThe (Near-)Victim and His Wife, Posing for Reporters During a Press Conference Later That Same Day:
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:27:14 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: TheBigB; martin_fierro; Xenalyte
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:28:07 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: Stoat
any postings of potatoes in an obscene context or in suggestive poses will be instantly reported to the Administrator. Dang. And me with a hard drive full of tater porn.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:36:15 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: atomicpossum
Dang. And me with a hard drive full of tater porn. Careful, now! Remember: unprotected potato sex can easily lead to a whole lot of these, in turn:
:)
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:39:13 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: atomicpossum
Dang. And me with a hard drive full of tater porn.LOL I'm such a party pooper :-)
My primary concern, of course, is that we will be getting the Boise Chamber of Commerce upset with us. They are legendary for coming down hard on people who portray potatoes in a demeaning context.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:41:51 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
They should prosecute for the silencer. This is a 10 year, $10,000 federal felony, you may not manufacture a silencer without a special tax stamp to do so. It would make for a very funny court case.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:46:04 AM PDT
by
conservativewasp
(Liberals lie for sport and hate our country.)
To: Stoat
My son built a spud-gun several years ago. He and his buddy had great fun with it - launching potatoes down at the local ballfield.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:46:23 AM PDT
by
sneakers
To: Stoat
These don't work well. Take my word for it.
To: killjoy
I honestly can't tell if this individual is for real or is exhibiting some sense of humor? If for real she (I'm assuming) has a sense of humor like my wife's. Zero! She better stay away from the South Park posts.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:55:53 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
(Marine Spec Ops Dad)
To: Recon Dad
Ummmm....if you're talking abou me, it's indeed a sense of humor, as evidenced by the smiley face in my post to you.
I'm sorry that I wasn't more obvious and conventional.
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posted on
06/04/2006 4:59:00 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Recon Dad
And by the way, I'm a male stoat and I love South Park.
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posted on
06/04/2006 5:00:04 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
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posted on
06/04/2006 5:00:50 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
(Marine Spec Ops Dad)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: Stoat; ZinGirl; dennisw
Thank you for posting. I haven't laughed so hard at one thread in years. What a great way to start the morning, with tears running down my face.
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posted on
06/04/2006 5:02:33 AM PDT
by
patj
To: Stoat
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posted on
06/04/2006 5:04:06 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(islam is a mutant meme)
To: patj
Thank you for posting. I haven't laughed so hard at one thread in years. What a great way to start the morning, with tears running down my face.((((BLUSHING))))
Thanks for your kind words :-)
I've been laughing hard too....we've got some great talent here (referring to others here and not myself of course.....I'm not an arrogant stoat)
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posted on
06/04/2006 5:08:28 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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