Screwed that last post up, sorry. This is at least readable, with objectionable words mostly bleeped.
My favorites are
87 Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk and 74 "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f**ked".
1 posted on
06/02/2006 6:44:43 AM PDT by
publius1
To: publius1
yah
Well, Dick Cheney gets Christmas Cards from Jack Bauer...
2 posted on
06/02/2006 6:50:33 AM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!!)
To: publius1
Bauer / Almeida '08!!
3 posted on
06/02/2006 6:53:10 AM PDT by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: publius1
Have you heard of the General/Chat forum?
4 posted on
06/02/2006 6:53:30 AM PDT by
newgeezer
(Repeal all Amendments after XV. Yes, ALL of them. Yes, I mean that one, too.)
To: publius1
101 Jack Bauer can beat Pookie's Ping without even trying!
5 posted on
06/02/2006 6:55:20 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
(A thread without a comment on immigration is not complete)
To: publius1
11 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Best one. Although the pillow under the gun is a good one too.
6 posted on
06/02/2006 6:55:38 AM PDT by
JamesP81
To: publius1
Thanks for the new tagline.
7 posted on
06/02/2006 6:56:59 AM PDT by
SerpentDove
(There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.)
To: publius1
Putting Kim's virginity back is my favorite.
As a workaholic I confess that I had missed "24" until four months ago when we saw a couple of the early episodes of season five. We liked it so much we stopped watching and bought seasons 1-4 so we could catch up. (Jack woulda watched them at FF in succession, I know)
Since season five doesn't come out on DVD on September 25th we found a way to purchase it from itunes and legally view it.
Spoiler on season five:
I knew that Palmer was killed (poisoned?) and a couple of others....but from the above I see that Michelle is gone too. Wowzers.
It's true, I don't know Jack...but I'm trying to learn.
8 posted on
06/02/2006 6:59:36 AM PDT by
happydogx2
(Let Freedom Reign!!)
To: publius1
Jack Bauer doesn't wear a watch ... he decides what time it is.
9 posted on
06/02/2006 7:00:24 AM PDT by
TheRightGuy
(ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
10 posted on
06/02/2006 7:21:15 AM PDT by
ahayes
(Yes, I have a devious plot. No, you may not know what it is.)
To: publius1
66 Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. Are you sure it wasn't an 18-year-old octogenarian?
SD
To: publius1
Thanks for posting this, i laughed my azz off reading through everyone single line 1-100!!
I have to admit, i know nothing of "Jack Bauer", or "24",
is this worth buying the first season? I don't have cable, so i'm curious if this is worth buying, is it funny as your "100" list of jack bauer or is it a serious show?
All i gathered from your "top 100" is that Jack is a anti terrorist dude and he kicks ass.
I'm going to look online to learn more about this "24" and find out whom Jack Bauer is, i guess i'm lucky he hasn't kicked my butt yet for not knowing whom Jack Bauer is ;)
24 posted on
06/03/2006 12:10:01 AM PDT by
1FASTGLOCK45
(FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
To: publius1
Its funny as hell. Seriously, cross Bauer once and you're toast. You won't get to cross him a second time.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
26 posted on
10/09/2006 3:56:14 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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